Cold shower gives new meaning!

Ok so today was not my best, 2 X this afternoon while using the hose I placed it on the ground to go to the tap to turn it off. This thing had a mind of it's own and when I turned around. YEP you got it - cold shot right up between the legs and my back, I was in fits of laughter. Finished my work and then STRIPPED. Ok scenario number two --several hours later, I did the same darn thing and I came in the house quietly and said darling squeeze my butt, I had to hold the laughter as soon as he touched the drenched patooty he knew what I had done, we both roared